A Random description of my everyday life's crap....a look into the ppl in MissItalianCutie's life and their impact... There will be tears, there will be laughter, at times there mite even be snoring (god forbid!) but i promise u this space will not go wasted... if u dont come out any the wiser on something then i have failed....and im sorry :(

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Well Hello!

Let me introduce myself and some of the prominant parties to show up in future posts. I am MissItalianCutie, a young attractive Adelaide girl with alot more history than would seem evident and a knack for being able to analyse ppl and situations and coming up with the level headed answer. I am infact not fully Italian, yes that rite a half breed and also a love child, i am half english as well. This mix will account for my dark brown hair and somewhat ethnic nose but also my fair skin and slight (most of the time undetectable) english slur on words. I am currently doin yr 12 again as last yr saw some pretty trying times for this second generation cutie and saw her move out of home for 6 months...this inevitably saw the demise of her final yr of schooling and left her with a 49TER to show for it....whoops!

I work at Australia's No.1 discount supermarket with a fat bumbly chef as their mascot, who if anyone out there has actually tried to make any of his meals, would actually realise can not cook for shite!!!! But yes i am a frontend supervisor, which is pretty much a glorified checkout girl....i stand around, look cute, count the money sometimes, casually deal with customer complaints like i actually have an interest or intention of following them up. Occasionally wen it is absolutely necessary i will actually go on checkout but thats a last resort!

Next up we have DaGreekGoddess, is one of MissItalianCutie's best friends. She is well unexplainable....to any friends reading this u will know exactly what i mean...u have to see her to believe her really! She is a stunning young greek girl from the mid to upper class area of Adelaide....30sec drive from MissItalianCutie's house...i should know im always the designated driver...well the only with a licence more like it....she comes from a great family with her MILF mother who is accountable for 90% of DaGreekGoddesses character...put them together and u swear they are the same person! And her adorable little bro PornStar who is rumored to be marrying MissItalianCutie in the future yrs to come....haha shhhhh

She actually looks more spanish than greek but still as stunning. Her personality is warm and admirable but can be feisty if u get on her wrong side! Which as helped out ur blogger on more than one occassion!!! She has the best sense of humour with some of the funniest accents and one liners i have ever come across....majority to do with her cute white curly haired poodle with the biggest set of black balls i have ever seen on an animal...i will call him Eminem due to his very afro-american haircut atm...

Thirdly we have OMGThatSmile....she is MissItalianCutie's other best friend and is the sweet innocent one in the bunch...her smile says it all, anyone that has come across it has commented on it and she could get away with murder with that smile!She has the Italian look, has the style, and the angelic face....a true Italian daughter. She comes from a good Italian family with the coolest ethnic parents i have ever come across!!! In high skool she neva bludged a class, found spending some of her breaks studying for tests and was even known to get MissItalianCutie to do some of her constant overdue assignments done for italian....i would have neva got thru yr12 Italian without such ppl as her!

Since bein in MissItalianCutie's homegroup in highskool, goin thru the mediocre attendance rituals, listening to sum random authority with an outfit that looks to have a mix of the 20's, 70's and even a touch of the jaggered edge style of the 80's, we have since been successful in corrupting this Lady Madonna symbol.
OMGThatSmile can now be found smoking with her two ethnic accomplises, drinking cocktails at bar of choice in main st of Adelaide or gettin her freak on in Clubland at one of Adelaide's biggest and in the deepest shite clubs Heaven.

More controversially, anyone from Adelaide will know of the recent case of the youth who stole his then gf's cousin's BMW and spent a ridiculous amount of moola trying to disguse it and then rubbing it in the owners face...well he has since been sentenced to 4 yrs (which we are lookin into because that is an extrodinarily large sentence for car theft) and will be sporting an orange jumpsuit if OMGThatSmile sees him again anytime soon....well that was her first hook up, thanx to an ex very close friend of ur blogger. If ur reading thanx very much! Wat a great experience for this virginal ETHNIC youth to have! If u had any sense in ur minute brain u would have thought twice about setting up my innocent one with a convicted criminal!

These two are the only ones u need to be introduced to atm....MissItalianCutie's family, friends and down right enemies will come later...for now this is a formal hello and looking forward to further sharing my random occurances and findings with u.... :)

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