Internet Dating Parties

Last Fri saw MissItalianCutie working till 7:30 who straight after was bombarded with phonecall after phonecall from different groups askin what i was doin that nite. Since recently ur host has been sick over and over again i was feeling run down and didnt feel like doin anything huge...despite fri bein my biggest nite of the week...so i opted to go out with OMGThatSmile and a new edition to this blog DLAMLT(Dont Look At Me Like That). DLAMLT was part of our old skool team at Norwood (death march)....always thought i had a problem with her and always looked at her weird...ah old times...

anyways as i went to pick up the girls at OMGThatSmile's place in my big yellow beast i got to chatting with the girl of the house and she was quite shocked over the recent criminal she had hooked up with! as was i! As expected from any ethnic there was unusual amounts of time spent getting ready, getting the face mask perfect and making sure our picking up capabilities were at their highest... Then DLAMLT arrived and we were on our way...

As i had not had anything to eat we drove down to the other side of the city famous for all the sporting stadiums and not so publicly known start to alot of adelaide car cruises. We turned down a back street which has an unusual amount of parked cars down it...why? Villi's 24hr Cafe ofcourse!!! Adelaide's best invention since the Frog Cake which ive been told is not available in any other state...all i can say is....suk shit!!!!

We sat in the outside smokers area where u can always find a no of old, big curly long-haired men choofing down their eckie blues and enjoying a Farmers Union iced coffee. Out came the aussies attempt at making a cappucino, weak coffee with burnt milk....(the burden of bein born a wog, we all think we are the coffee gurus) and then suspiciously fast my huge plate of the old classic schnitzel and chips with gravy came out...and its safe to say this schnitzel came close to the one ur dad makes, u know what im talkin about!
well 40 mins lata and a bloated stomach, 4 or so B&H extras and a long talk about how fuked up our man situation is atm us girls headed off for the city to get our minds of our 'this ordinary life' dramas and get our freak on on one of adelaides popular dance clubs!

ok so Heaven wasnt the go Friday nite...shoulda guessed it doesnt usually get packed on a fri nite. Since all three of us were strapped for cash, even this Cutie the only one with a job!, we decided to head to the Hyatt to check out the latino nite at waves.
Unfortunately we didnt realise we had come a bit early and were in the middle of the renowned RSVP Internet Dating service matchmaker party! All three of us were attracted to the little table in the corner like a mossie is to light! I looked around to see a room full of 30+ somebodies all dressed up to the nines spread around the room but none talkin in bigger groups than 2. The 50+ DJ was blasting tunes like She Bangs, Mustand Sally and even a few Crowded House classics at the end to make the mood a little more cosier.
This host stupidly left the lighter to her much needed smokes in the big yellow beast so she hesitantly had to look around for a suitable person to ask. There was a woman in her 30's wearing a reasonable outfit and glasses which gave her whole business woman appearance away. I went up and tapped on her crushed leather jacket and asked to borrow the lighter, to my surprise she had an american accent and quite a charming face! After our short interaction i went back to join the girls wen in under 5 mins were appraoched by 3 disgustingly old men asking us random questions in the hope to strike up conversation but luckily each of them quickly realised their efforts were falling on deaf ears. All i could think to say was 'Do u realise we are like half ur age or even if we added up our ages we would be younger than u!'
Then my american lass came back to save me, she stated 'did u guys know what u were getting urselves into wen u came here?' this poor misguided woman thought we were there for the oldies i felt it necessary to talk to her, then she started to get a little too chatty for woman to woman talk, at this point i realised she was trying to pick me up. But why did this not gross me out? Maybe it was the accent which always seems to get me, or the nice olive green cardi she was wearing under this leather jacket and these glasses that suited her incredibly well!
After this a 50+ man proceeded to walk up to us, well i dont know if u could call it walking he was that drunk! He was sporting the most hideous red hawian shirt i have ever seen and mumbled to me 'having a good nite sweety?' This poor Adelaide cutie freaked out and saw no option but to give no response and walk as quickly as possible to the exit hoping that the other girls would take her cue too. I turned back at the door and phew the girls were right behind me!

After dropping DLAMLThome me and OMGThatSmile went to her house to look up my gorgeous boss in the yr book which he repeatedly strained to me not to do...hehe
If u read this HotBoss u look as hot in the yr book as u do at work! Grrrr!

I went back to my place which apparently i have been told the suburb name sounds like it should be two suburbs and pondered on msn for a while making idol chit chat until an all too familiar voice called me to talk about certain happenings that week involving my friend OMGThatSmile... it was a stupid arguement in the sense that he got that cocky stubborn attitude where he will not budge on his opinion, just like my father, and in the end i in a not so polite way told him to leave and shut the door behind him... havent spoken to him since and somehow i think im the beta for it!