13Yr Old Skank

Alrite thats it! I've had it up to here with coming out of Heaven at say 3:30am on a Sat nite to be greeted by a bunch of 13-15yr old skanks in the tightest jeans u have ever seen, distustingly visable G'strings and a boob tube which by definition u actually need boobs to hold up! Accompaning this group of Britney Spears 'Im a slave for u' wannabes are their so called 'boyfriends' a.k.a PIMPS dressed in their crotch defining bleach stained jeans, muscle tops and Enrique Iglesias beenies. The group of girls will be standing in a group of say 5-6 waiting for one of these 'latin heart throbs' to wander over them with their new found pubescent masuclinity and ask to hook up. This will see the nervous as hell, sexually inexperienced duo wander off into a back alley or park in the city to grope, kiss, fondle, and for the extreme skank of adelaide....fuk.

3 questions....What the fuk are 13-15 yrolds doin out in the city at 3 in the morning? Where are their parents? Should it be illegal for anyone under 16 to own a G-string?
At 3 in the morning there is nothing for someone that young to do! With the new inforcement on ID in adelaide niteclubs its virtually impossible to get into anywhere, all cafes are closed at midnite....the only option i can think of is 24 hr macca's on West terrace! Woohoo! The place to be in the early hours of a Sunday morning i see! How else can i say 'Go home! Grow up a little! Come back when ur 18!'

Secondly the parents...now i realise alot of these kids lie to their parents about where they are...as i did at that age...and are still known to. But wen i was 15 which was only 3 and a half yrs ago i wasnt hangin in town at 3 in the morning! Fuk id be bored out of my brains, let alone scared of what the fuk could happen to me! Go bak to the main st that has been designated for u guys! The Parade! Honestly parents need to wake up a little....it used to be one thing lying to ur rents wen i was 15 cause you didnt actually make a big lie...said u were goin to the movies with the girls...wen in actual fact the boys were coming too, and the closest u got to sexual intercourse was the overly delayed, nervous kiss the boy gave u wen u had to go!
Big hint No.1 parents....look at what ur daughter is wearing wen she leaves the house! Check what shes throwing in the wash! Wen she says her friends parents are picking them up and shes staying at Sally's....do i need a flashing sign above her head???

Thirdly the sale of G-strings should have an age ban like cigarettes....ok i'd expect retaliation to this if i was alone but the majority of men i talk to think its poor form too seeing a girl that young with floss up her butt... G-strings are meant for one thing, to get rid of the VPL (visable panty line), this is so men will stare at ur behind which means he will stare at the rest which means he will approach which means u pick up and take things further... Girls of this age have no use...correction SHOULD have no use for such underwear... Boys that age shouldnt even be concerned with VPL and the idea of taking them home shouldnt even be a capability of their imagination! A certain someone i associate frequently with at skool told me today of seeing his 13yr old sister bend over to some very visable G'string...he hit the roof, he didnt let her leave the house that nite and the next nite when she claimed her friends mum was there to pick her up, he walked out to find a 18yr old Fabio in his penis extension of a Calais waiting to take away and statutorely rape his younger sister.... wen will this stop???

Apart from this display of teenagers discovering their sexuality is the over confident ego of the boys of the same age. Before i explain can i just say 'Get Over Urselves! U Aint All Out Of WWF Smackdown!' How many times ive seen 15-16yr old boys starting with some other 15-16yr old for insulting his woman or trying to make a move on her! They full get into it to as if it was the biggest disrespect! Wen theres a group of say 20 u cant help but go over and see 2 fully sick SanRemo idols pelt into each other...and granted they do get hurt but whats really bad is wen they get too cocky and start on older guys.
Please! Challenging another 'im waiting for my biceps to bulk up on weetbix' boy is nothing like challenging a couple of 26yr old 'i've just come off my shift as bouncer at the Village' men. U will get ur ass kicked...and u have repeatedly! I luv seeing them 'take it outside' into a random adelaide carpark and these older guys just take one swing and walk off....

A msg to all the 13-15yr olds out there....enjoy bein young while u still got innocence as ur advantage, theres plenty of time for doin the mundaine nitelife rituals us young adults do... wat i wouldnt give to be an innocent 14yr old daddy's girl again, dont mix in the atmosphere until u can handle it and trust me u will abuse it and end up pregnant, dead, sick, homeless, in trouble or just that girl u see passed out in the toilets from either alcohol poisoning or an overdose and all ppl can say is 'stupid slut, cant look after herself' ....prime example, the 16yr olds that overdosed at Heaven recently...think about it