A Random description of my everyday life's crap....a look into the ppl in MissItalianCutie's life and their impact... There will be tears, there will be laughter, at times there mite even be snoring (god forbid!) but i promise u this space will not go wasted... if u dont come out any the wiser on something then i have failed....and im sorry :(

Friday, May 28, 2004

The Art Of Goin Down.....

A friend of MissItalianCutie, rx7, was talkin to me today about goin down on girls...he wanted to know the do's an dont's and it got me thinking, so i thought i would share my findings and or experiences with this amazingly good sexual act....read on...

Now anyone who knows me well enuf would know that i broke rx7 into his first sexual experience...now now settle down, i didnt sleep with him...
So it only seemed fit that i help out in future conquests....hey maybe one day soon, from what ive heard, he will be giving me the tips...hehe

Listen in boys...

DONT'S
-Bite too hard...owww gently
-Be so soft cause ur not really sure wat ur doin...confidence is
half of it
-Try to talk to us...u just sound muffled...haha
-Dont ask if we wax down there...rude...most girls will keep things tidy dont worry.
-Keep stopping every 10 secs to ask us how it feels..hint if we're moaning or moving
our hips then its all good
-Try to be superman and do 10 different things at once..u wont pull it off...mix a
little toungue with finger (or said sex toy) and ur doin just fine....
-Try to do it to us with us standing on our head..if we aint comfy it aint gonna b
good!!!!!!!
-Kissing us afterwards without washing mouth out or at least wiping off is a BIG
no no...do u want a snowball??? didnt think so...
- MOST OF ALL - If ur on to a good thing....dont fuking move, dont change one
motion!!! Thats where most fuk up and trust me boys wen she says u were so close,
u were and its a hell of alot harder to get bak now....


Alrite so wen u've mastered all these points ur on ur way to good head....now just add these tips to ur toungue and u'll have her thigh shaking like a washing machine on speed...

DO'S
-Cradle her legs or hips with ur arms and hands...adds to the excitment
-Look up once in a while to see how shes goin..but dont stare guys, we'll get
performance anxiety...
-Suk...dont be afraid!!!! Grab it between ur lips and suk all u like!!!
-Listen carefully to body signs, moans, hip movements, screams, holding ur head down are all good signs!!! No heavy breathing or body movement?? Try something else...
-Until her hand comes off the back of ur head....keep goin!!!!
-After she cums dont just keep goin straight away...its sensitive just after...
hence the term 'dont touch it'...if u wanna go again give it a min or 2...then
we'll welcome a sequel with open...ummmm....arms.
-Dont conmment on how we differ from other girls down there, just ask if we enjoyed
and move to chapter 2....
-Be generous....now dont roll ur eyes....more u give boys, the more we will wanna
give u back ;) think about it....

Well i hope i helped the average 'whats a clitoris' men out there to help satisfy their women a little better and for their gf's....if i helped dont hesitate to send me a msg of how it went... ;) wanna know i helped in some way...

Now my question is what are the Do's and Dont's for u guys....for my guy friends with blogs....write the sequel to this and let me know....

Ciao ragazzi

1 Comments:

Blogger MissItalianCutie said...

haha im sorry hun....sure the librarians woulda loved it...open up their shells a little...hehe ;)

alrite so no biting...i got that one...one of my mates sneezed wen she was down there...ooooooooooooowwwwchh!!!!111

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