What is Europe Thinking???

Of late i have been witness to some fucked up SBS european films.... What do these people consider entertainment??? This isn't a story line, more like the producer has taken bits from every erotical fantasy they have had and squashed it into and hour and a half of running film!!!!

Cmon Europe!!! Not raising the bar here now are we??

Lets look at some examples....firstly there is the well known new release The Piano Teacher. Anyone who has seen this movie will agree with me that the young main male character is quite fine and his love interest (said piano teacher) is the fugliest middle aged woman i have ever seen!!!!!!! She's a bitch and has no fashion or make up sense whatsoever so what this young good looking student wants with her i will never know.... It definately isnt the looks and personality isnt far behind! She is like that bad grade 2 teacher that everyone seems to have had, the kinda lady that wore shades of brown that should never see daylight and a hint of her slip always peeping out the bottom of her skirt....ewwwwww

The movie consists of this young man trying to seduce ugly piano teacher at every opportunity he gets. She doesnt really need to teach him as he is already very talented so his motives are obvious to her. As the movie progresses his advances start to take affect and there is a scene in the skool toilet where she goes down on him, but he is not allowed to look at her and not allowed to make a sound or touch her. He gets pissed off with this and stops.
Later he comes to her house, much to her mothers disgust (yes she still lives at home) and she takes him in her room and locks the door. She then proceeds to give him a letter of all the things she wants him to do to her. as he reads he gets more and more disgusted. why? Because she asks that he ties her up and gags her, stuff like that, and then proceed to take control of her, hit her, whatever and even if she screams no he is not to stop.
He cant understand this and is quite disgusted, all he wanted to do was fuck her! he leaves and she cries...oh boohoo!!!! So they stop talking and one nite he goes to redeem himself and she had been cutting herself for pleasure, she tells him to fuk her hard and hit her, he's so ticked off by this stage he does it and she starts to realise she doesnt like it.....he rapes her, hits her, leaves her bleeding.....and wat does her mother do wen she comes out???? just sit there and tell her its all ok....riiiiitttteeeee

Next is a English film i saw on SBS on that show Eat Carpet(appropriate). It was basically about this japanese girl who went out on the town one nite with her brother and they took drugs and she ended up drowning at the beach....while her brother was passed out she told him of the life she lead that he wouldnt have seen....she went into details about her drug use and then hr relationships...she was a lesbian...and her and her girlfriend got off on biting each other and sucking each others blood (quite graphic scene). wtf???

Then there was another japanese film involving a chinese John Travolta and his girlfriend and their 5 minute sex and an unhealthy fsacination with those kiddy pictire viewer things that u flick along.... next!

So we move onto the film 'DaWogs' saw last nite. It was called romance as OMGThatSmile wanted to see something french and erotic....well i think she got wat she asked for!!!!! This movie was all about a young couple who dont have a sex life...mainly due to him. He is an actor and they have this big fight at the beginning and he says to her all u have to do is wait another 3 months...so either he cant get it up or we have no idea whats wrong....she gets frustrated....Now she tries to go down on him and for the first time i have seen, he tells her he doesnt want her to touch him!!!
So she eventually gets sick of it and goes to a bar in the middle of the nite and hooks up with this guy that i swear ive seen in a swedish porn.... then afer that she continues on her quest for pleasure and ends up in some fuked up situations...
liek her skool principle talks of the 10,000 women he has been with and ties her up quite awkwardly so she looks dead and mutilated....but she loves it!!!!!
Then theres a guy that walks past her and offers her $20 to go down on her and she accepts and he ends up raping her....

So finally her boyfriend has sex with her and shoves her off cause she says she wants to be the guy and fuk him....one drop of semen and shes pregnant....during the pregnancy he asks her to marry him and makes love to her for the first time...and last....
they go out he dances with other women (quite well) and she says nothing....wen it comes to having the baby he is passed out from drinking so she gets bondage principle to take her to the hospital and before she leaves she turns the gas on and kills the father....then there is an unneccesarily graphic scene of her giving birth and then she is with the baby at the funeral.....we all looked at the screen at the end not saying a thing with our up chuck reflex kicking in....

Oh and this is a classic i have been told about...Killer Toungue...its all about a meteor that hits earth and takes over this girls tongue and grows huge and has a head at the end....her own tongue ends up fuking her and makes her pregnant and she has a alien spawn....meanwhile her two dalmations turn into the cliche gay couple and pamper her all the time....now this was just one of those stories u did in primary skool with ur friends when u all wrote a line each and covered wat u wrote and then erad it all out at the end....dont u think??

So what is going on Europe??? Some of these films are mainstream!!! Why does normal sex not come into it anymore??? Why must we find the most fuked up ways to pleasure ourselves???
Not to say Aus isnt responsible for some of this stuff either....watch Alex Dimitriadis in Head On...u would never pick this Heartbreak High heart throb to do this....