Bumper Sticker: Attention Men, She is Single!!!

There has always been the common myth that when you are single, all offers for casual sex,seeing each other, deep meaningful relatioship or even re-enactment of Paris' porn video seem to suddenly vanish. Then when you settle for the one person that has showed interest in the past 6 months you tell yourself this is the person i've been waiting for, it was meant to be. Sadly, no huni. Thats your desperation from being lonely for so long talking.
Then to fuck with your head even more what happens? It seems all these hidden offers seem to come rushing back right? Is this some kind of sick joke a higher power is playing on us? Or is it simply these days going for the unattainable is the preferred option as that leaves us free of any obligation?
So now i ask the question, what the hell has happened to me in the past 2-3 weeks??? It seems my life has played role reversle. It seems during my relationship with BustAMove all offers were null and void, now that im wearing the all too familiar single badge again, it has been offer after offer, from parties that i would never have even considered!
Not that im necessarily complaining as this is probably the way i would prefer it, but now im in the dilemma of what avenue do i go down??? This week is gonna be testing i can feel it....