Wat Is Social Etiquette These Days???

MissItalianCutie was walkin out of photography with DrLove and Turkey to bump straight into 2 of my close skool mates IHateHoes and MrSlick. They were heading for a smoke so since i didnt want to head up to the shop with RedSquare and LittleRedFerrari i decided to head with them to fill my lungs with tar.

Conversation was pretty normal, wondering where MrSlick had been for like the past 2 months to find out that he had finally found a place which came to some relief for this blogger. Was starting to think an underground organised crime family had got him for some of his quite forward comments to a certain ex skool of his. MrSlick looking forward to the group getting together for drinks....god knows what would happen..... :s

After this the talk took an unexpected turn, i almost wanted to head to the canteen to listen to UrHowOld talk about another chick he got in the back of an army truck....haha gotta luv u....but no for some reason i couldnt tear myself away
Firstly, like in any of our talks, there will always be a period where IHateHoes has to talk about his fav subject....hating hoes. Now i must explain, his view of what is a hoe is very far from what u and me would consider a hoe. I could go as far as to say he considers anything with a vagina a hoe but no i have to give him a little credit....anything that wears revealing clothing, is 15 and hanging at TTP, goes to clubs like Heaven, (walks down the st wrong...lol) or has slept with more guys than what she can count on one hand is definately a hoe. He then proceeded to tell us who in the smokers area was a hoe....thank god i was wearing rugged up clothing or i coulda been fuked! Gotta be amazed at ur perception IHateHoes!

Suddenly i found myself in the middle of a discussion about anal. Despite the new trend in Oz of thats the way to go....why do we always have to be American, we aint black!.....IHateHoes and MrSlick are strongly against it! Now i agree with them in the fact that we would neva find ourselves participating in such an act but i differ in the sense that i have nothing against other ppl doin it and i see no problem with it if they like it. Its just not a personal preference for me. The boys would not agree with me there, they see it as clearly wrong and thats also fair too.
Then this blogger said how a very popular girl was well known for giving her bf 'RimJobs'. This to all of us seemed completely wrong....ok i would not hold it against u if u do it but seriously....its their butt! and thats where u got ur face! Dont u find that slightly degrading or disrespectful??? Not to mention gross beyond explanation..... yuk!

IHateHoes then stated how going down on chicks is just as bad and that he blatently refuses to do so. Alright fair call, sucking on something that looks like an alien is just about to pop out of it and is soemtiems known to have not such a pleasant odour seeping from it would not seem like such a nice idea. But it isnt that gross, well from the amatuer survey i took last nite of the men i knew, they all love it. He claims to hate the smell and taste, so really going down on a chick can be just like whether u like vegetables or not....mist ppl like them, but there are some that cant stand the taste of them.

Can i just add something here directed at men such as IHateHoes......YOU BOYS ARENT EXACTLY CHOCOLATE DOWN THERE EITHER!!!! From the stories i have heard of recent of some severe cheesyness, premature ejaculation, weird bumps etc would be enough to permenantly put women off touching the cucumber resembling (or sometimes baby carrots...haha) body part of the man. Phew thank god for MissItalianCutie no bad experiences yet...oh yuk IHateHoes would have just branded me a hoe for saying that....yuk yuk yuk...nah he knows me too well.

After this i started to notice some ppl around us looking at us and listening into the conversation. I thought about some of the comments we had been making and yes they were slightly blunt, then i began to wonder where had social etiquette got to these days??? 50 yrs ago u wouldnt even have any experiences in these fields let alone freely talkin about it infront of peers....we're getting too open...but is that a bad thing??
I asked the boys and IHateHoes' reply pretty muched proved my point even more....he just let a massive one rip infront of abotu 30 ppl...something he has become to be known for....so i rest my case!


ps. Bread just want to give u a big hug and kiss and mush for the other nite! thank you! mwa!