High Maintainence...

Right....ok....i have been in a few conversations over the past month about which girls are classed as high maintainence......yet still it is not clear to me which ones are....

ok there are the obvious examples as DaGreekGoddess who prides herself on it and so she should!!!!!! but then there are the women in the haze such as MissItalianCutie and OMGThatSmile who i would not consider to be 'high'....more in the greyish areas of 'medium'.

Please men! Voice those sexually frustrated pubescent voices of urs and tell me where the thin self-care line lies!!!

What are some of the main characteristics of High Maintainence women?
this is what i have gathered so far (feel free to add or dispute these entries):

1) Always up-to-date or advanced in fashion
2) If not given 3 hrs warning of outing....will not even consider it
3) Hair is a point of judgement and therefor at least an hour is spent on it
4) Leaving the house without make-up is as probable as seeing John Howard walk thru
Myers naked.
5) She is never expected to bring money with her....let alone use it
6) Only men to turn her head have to be ex CK models or equivilent.
7) Bf's car is to be no more than 5 yrs old and has the sickest stereo system and is no
more than 10cm off the ground....oh and commodores??? what are they?
8) Kmart have a clothing range? U have to be joking?
9) Boys time? Please...time he should be spending complimenting me on my 4 hr effort!
10)Wen called the phone should always be answered (even at 3am the nite before an exam) and if she needs picking up, ur car (taxi) must be out front within 10 mins.
11)20hrs a week is set aside for 'necessary' shopping.
12)The only other female no's u can have in ur phone is sis, mum and grandma...no
exceptions!

So this is what i have gathered so far....but i want to know more....as i have been labelled one by one certain male.....im set out to prove him wrong! Please any suggestions or testemonials would be greatly accepted!!!!!!!! mwa!

now where did i put those gucci shoes......