R U Peaking Yet???

At break today MissItalianCutie, RedSquare and LittleRedFerrari were goin over some of their drama lines wen RedSquare brought out her Cosmo mag. This monthly magazine full of stereotyped 'youth issues' and all u need to know about the opposite sex has been of great comfort to the masses of adolescent, insecure ladies out there.

She went directly to an article titled 'r u peaking yet?'. Pretty much an article on the wonderful abyss we call the vagina and how to work it properly....as i guessed majortiy of the article stresses the practise ofdouble-clicking ur mouse.

As i was sitting there enjoying my Giant balfours Sausage roll she opened to a page of the appropriately classed sealed section. In the corner it had a quite graphic drawing of a girl with her legs open quite comfortably pushing apart her...sorry to be blunt....flaps....ewwwww.
You could see everything in detail and yes it was all labeled...Wat i think is strange is that there is a hood of skin over the Clitoris making it even harder for men to find it! Like they need it any harder! God why do u mock us??? Why do u not want us to have pleasure...its almost like ur teasing us by saying it's there but u aint gonna find it...hehehehe

And the existance of the 'G-Spot'. Is it actually there? From reports i have heard it is somewhat shaped like a jelly bean or that its a little bump right up the back....god knows! From experience i can say that mine hasnt been hit but was close to once...well....i think....The day i find out it does exist I will be parading down Rundle St sporting the biggest, 'im completely satisfied' smile on my face singing 'My Neck, My Back.'

So this article was pretty much telling women to stand up and fight for their right to have a mind-blowing orgasm and that men the world over should be taking out the time to ensure that this happens. Guys i understand ur pain, god is making it even harder for u by hiding the damn thing but seriously, a little tender touch, a little forplay, a little variation and maybe even (not for the young at heart) a little 'Who's ur daddy?' hahahah yuk im grossing myself out now...im out

ciao