Oh Wat A Nite...

Ahhhh Friday how i luv u! I decided to show up to my social studies lesson (late) today even tho i had not even started the currently due assignment. This lasted all of about 20mins as the much respected teacher NevaADeadLine read an article to us about the termoils in Burma at the moment. To my surprise for a friday i actually listened in and was quite intrigued by the story. Then MissItalianCutie, UrHowOld and RedSquare proceeded to lie about goin to the library an headed for smokers area instead. Yet again, as so often wen we sit in the smokers area, the conversation turned to sex. This one was not as traumatising or deemed socially inappropriate , as most of the other ppl sitting around walked past to give their input. But us three were chatting away for well over an hour on pretty much any querie we had on the opposite sex... UrHowOld wanted to know what sort of noises girls liked out of guys and me and RedSquare were trying to get an answer to a very long searched question...do men grow hair on their balls or around? Lets say we got our answer...hehe
As educational as this pathetic cover up for sexual frustration within the group was i had to be off to meet OMGThatSmile in town to shop for DaGreekGoddess' 18th pressie. UrHowOld wanted to join as he quite firmly believed that i was buying her a sex toy. Wrong. I did proceed to buy her a book titled 'Drive Him Crazy: 100 Sex Tips 4 Women', something i am starting to believe all men should be having a look at.
It wasnt till i got the book out on the drive home that i realised i had picked up the wrong book of the same name...this was the male version all about how to go down on a chick and the (I think should be compulsory to learn in high skool) 'Grind' and/or 'figure 8'. Oh well have to have another embarassing encounter with the sales guy....

So anyways after this MissItalianCutie headed home for wat was a delicious ravioli bolognese made by the BigBoss. I then got ready to head out with RedSquare to a VERY out of the way place called The Vic. This was so i could catch up with my mr.nice guy friend Speakerboxxx and my long-term internet buddy Undy whom i have spoken to for over a yr now, know alot about, lives 3 streets away from me but had never met. Strange he introduced me to Speakerboxxx on msn and within a couple weeks i had met him but still no Undy!
Well after driving for a good 40mins to get to this 'surrounded by a giant paddock' revamped pub i introduced RedSquare to Speakerboxxx who then informed me that Undy was still not there yet! Strike one Undy! Haha...
So we drank (well i had red bull...damned designated driver), danced a little and then finally the man of the moment arrived! Was unbelievable to finally see the face of this tall good-looking man who i had to drive to other side of town to see despite him being no more than 5 mins walk from me!

So the nite was mad...i loved The Vic and i have to say SpeakerBoxxx's and Undy's mates were pretty cool too, except for StareBoy, he creeped me out for u can guess what. We all danced to some very main stream but still classics such as California Love, Bust a Move, Diirty, Boom Boom Shake the Room, alot of outkast and black eyed peas (MissItalianCutie's fav!) and hey there was even some local talent J-Wess and Hilltop Hoods in there. This was a change from the usual pub scene which u can hear such beats as The Holy Grail, U2, What About Me and any INXS track. Granted it is born with any true australian the automatic knowledge of the lyrics to The Holy Grail.

As the nite grew closer to an end Undy went missing with an unknown party....hehe...or so he thinks! Only playing! MissItalianCutie was talking to Speakerboxxx and he fessed up that he liked RedSquare and asked if i would mind him goin for her! Weird...ofcourse not! But as me and him had been talking about the past week his picking up skills are not defined as he always comes across as the best friend type...why?....cause hes mr. nice guy. So we got a booth to sit in which somewhat made the nite a little more 'intimate' and i sat next to a new found friend Cyprian. we got along well and i felt quite comfortable chilling with him for the rest of the nite. On the other side Speakerboxxx was pulling some suttle little moves on RedSquare to suss her interest out....this progressed as the nite went on and at times had me and Cyprian in histerics at how blatently obvious it was getting. He didnt get the kiss he wanted..well..not exactly but i have to say Speakerboxxx i give u at least a 15 out of 10 on effort...u went ur hardest son and its a good beginning to getting on ur way to becoming the pick up machine!

After dropping Cyprian home to a suburb which is like a secret city in the middle of nowhere, me and RedSquare dropped past 'Macca's' to abuse Paul for his surprise tactics and get a much waited for Chicken Foccacia.

So i got home about 5ish and realised i had to be up at 7:30 the next morning to head to Mallala for the drift comps....dear god...