A Random description of my everyday life's crap....a look into the ppl in MissItalianCutie's life and their impact... There will be tears, there will be laughter, at times there mite even be snoring (god forbid!) but i promise u this space will not go wasted... if u dont come out any the wiser on something then i have failed....and im sorry :(

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

I Hang My Head In Shame....

MissItalianCutie has fallen for the trend that is ugg boots!!!
Im sorry guys, usually i would be paying out such a last minute, poor excuse for comfort fashion trend.....but OMG are they the ultimate shoe!!! Not only can i bum around the house in these knee high, skin of a sheep footwear but i can wear them out and look good!!! well....sort of...

I didnt go the whole way and buy the ones that are pure ugg boots with the pathetic cushion filling sole, i actually got ones with a bit of style as to cover them up under jeans wen they arent 'so cool'. I am currently sitting in the library with a group of class mates bitching about a fuckwit of a person Asshole who apparently has a problem with ur cutie and RedSquare because we talk about goin out on the wknds....wtf!!!! fuking get a life!!! I am indeed the most comfy at the moment with my internal heating service shoes which Asshole surely has something to say about....ooooo only skanks wear them!!!!

Well MissItalianCutie is standing by her new fashion accessory, sure next yr they will be a thing of the past but hey they will double as a pair of the most ultimate slippers ever!!! Anyone got attitude just try them on u will soon be converted!

As for u Asshole....its on biatch!!!!! Let the skank, ugly fuk wars begin!!!!!!

Monday, May 17, 2004

Excuse me ur gonna have to speak up!!!!

MissItalainCutie is feeling the after effects of DaGreekGoddess' 18th!!!!! Im tired, cold, got the sniffles and an unusual alcohol after taste...ewwwww...but was it worth it??? oh hell yeh!!!!!!! The nite consisted of unnecessary amounts of time to get ready, posed 'u want us' photos, countless shots of anything over the 40% barrier, random screaming at the public whilst doin a 'rundle', hours and hours of we're from the latest Nelly video dancing, smoke after smoke after smoke and finally a nice warm drink at MissItalianCuties' second home....Villi's.

So how did the nite start??? with HotBoss ofcourse! haha no me and him were closing up shop and he gave me a lift home as my rents had decided to temporarily steal my car...then he turned to me and said
'You dont know how to drive manual properlu hey? cmon switch seats.'
Ok one) OMG two) DAYMN and three) WTF?? I couldnt beleive he was letting me behind the wheel of his rx7 and now is goin to be my driving instructor....

So anyways after that i quickly ran inside to wrap DaGreekGoddess' somewhat graphic present that my mum had to embarassingly exchange for me that day....sorry mum!!! Then proceeded to franticly find something to wear with my new pants....wtf do u wear with brown pants? it was more difficult than i thought.

So then i went to pick up OMGThatSmile and a new edition Sexual. She brought along her friend BustAMove and after a quick acrylic nail emergency that OMGThatSmile's mum fixed for me (thanx babe!) we were on our way to pick up the birthday girl for dinner.

Got to the door and my future husband PornStar answered....hello!!! I have to say this is one of THE hottest outfits i had ever seen him in!!! Ok I know its bad...he's only 14 but seriously if u had seen him u would have sudden trouble controlling ur jaw, mumbling something that sounds like DAYMN and a slight hint of dribbling escaping the side of ur lip!

At TheParade having dinner we bumped into J-Very-Lo whop had just won her dance comps...go girl! She joined us while we 'mangiato' our anglo-saxon interpretation of italian foods such as lasagne, calzone, penne con pollo and wat looked like fettucini cabornara. We talked for a bit, bumped into a family friend and downed about 3-4 glasses of house wine each and then after a few failed attempts to get J-Very-Lo to come out with us we headed back to DaGreekGoddess' for drinks....

I made my hubby his very first, quite strong cowboy shot and was impressed to see him down it like he had them all the time...then the other girls got into the action before we became too impatient and wanted to take our new found adult on to the town...not that this was new for her...

In Sexual's 'fully sick' gold gemini with tints we routinely did a 'rundle' screaming at random ppl that it was indeed DaGreekGoddess' 18th! Then we headed to Heaven for World Nite... Now this cutie accidently forgot that we werent meant to go in till Ecko got there cause he had bought the b'day girl a ticket for her pressie...im so sorry ok it slipped my mind i just wanted to get inside from the cold!..now lay off!

So we pretty much started dancing straight away...how we usually get wen we hear an RnB track....and i shouted OMGThatSmile drinks all nite as her money went missing and i couldnt have her sober...not tonite. We went off to tracks such as Stand Up, Crazy in Love, Get Tipsy, J-lo and Seven Nation Army. This is about the point that MissItalianCutie looked across the dance floor to spot the lap dancer that had tried to pick me up a few weeks before at a work function standing about 2feet away from me....and lets just say, for a lap dancer...he cant dance!!!!!!!!

So about 3 we headed out to head to my club of choice Cargo's. Said goodbye to Ecko but didnt quite make it there as BustAMove met up with a couple of her friends PlayaVoice and BomfunkMc. BomfunkMC's resemblance to the dance artist was bizarre, hence the name. He amazed me with his talent to pick things so me and DaGreekGoddess ended up talkin to him all nite asking him question after question.

They took us to Villi's which i lata found out that Ecko decided to come along as well. This made the 2 new members quiet much to DaGreekGoddess' yukness, i think it was the fact there was another guy there. So yeh after a few warm drinks we were all stuffed and decided to head home....as soon as i hit the pillow i could hear my head throbbing...now to the title of this blog, Heaven was excessively loud tonite, u couldnt breathe properly as u walked past the dancefloor as the bass was pounding ur chest that bad! I couldnt hear anything all the next day!

And yes i am now sick from the big wknd...but it was still worth it...i just pray im beat for a wknd in Melb!!!!!!!!!! woohoo!!!!!!!!

Talk to ya wen i get back!

Sunday, May 16, 2004

Woohoo Get Ready 2 Partay!!!!

Yes its sunday! DaGreekGoddess' 18th tonite!!!
MissItalianCutie finally got a descent nite's sleep last nite only to be woken by DaGreekGoddess freaking out about whats gonna happen tonite.... Not 10 in the morning girl!
So after the stressing out it has been decided that i pick the girls up at 8:30 and we go for b'day dinner at the parade then head back to DaGreekGoddess' for drink and then head to town after we've had a few....since DaGreekGoddess doesnt actually turn 18 till 12 we'll prob head in pretty late.

Ahhhhhh yeh!!!!! Tonite is gonna be mad! Hang with DaGreekGoddess, OMGThatSmile, Ecko, Cyprian, and a new addition Sexual at 'where the whos who hangs out' Heaven. Plan to dance excessively all nite which isnt out of the ordinary wen us girls are together...get extremely drunk, maybe pick up tho i aint looking for it tonite and ensure that i dont see my front door till at least 5 the next morning if at all!

So no doubt u will have a HUGE post top read tomo on the nite's events...stay tuned