High Maintainence...

Right....ok....i have been in a few conversations over the past month about which girls are classed as high maintainence......yet still it is not clear to me which ones are....

ok there are the obvious examples as DaGreekGoddess who prides herself on it and so she should!!!!!! but then there are the women in the haze such as MissItalianCutie and OMGThatSmile who i would not consider to be 'high'....more in the greyish areas of 'medium'.

Please men! Voice those sexually frustrated pubescent voices of urs and tell me where the thin self-care line lies!!!

What are some of the main characteristics of High Maintainence women?
this is what i have gathered so far (feel free to add or dispute these entries):

1) Always up-to-date or advanced in fashion
2) If not given 3 hrs warning of outing....will not even consider it
3) Hair is a point of judgement and therefor at least an hour is spent on it
4) Leaving the house without make-up is as probable as seeing John Howard walk thru
Myers naked.
5) She is never expected to bring money with her....let alone use it
6) Only men to turn her head have to be ex CK models or equivilent.
7) Bf's car is to be no more than 5 yrs old and has the sickest stereo system and is no
more than 10cm off the ground....oh and commodores??? what are they?
8) Kmart have a clothing range? U have to be joking?
9) Boys time? Please...time he should be spending complimenting me on my 4 hr effort!
10)Wen called the phone should always be answered (even at 3am the nite before an exam) and if she needs picking up, ur car (taxi) must be out front within 10 mins.
11)20hrs a week is set aside for 'necessary' shopping.
12)The only other female no's u can have in ur phone is sis, mum and grandma...no
exceptions!

So this is what i have gathered so far....but i want to know more....as i have been labelled one by one certain male.....im set out to prove him wrong! Please any suggestions or testemonials would be greatly accepted!!!!!!!! mwa!

now where did i put those gucci shoes......

Ahhhh to be 19!

Well well BigSmile.....u have done it! One more step and u will no longer be able to blame ur cruel immature pranks on 'being a teenager.'

Have to say that Frostbites is generally a place i loath A) because its on Sth Trc, too far from the city. B) everytime i have been there, despite the great alcoholic slushies, it has been dead and void of any descent music. But i must say i was corrected this time......it was packed, there were descent ppl there and the music....until the end of the nite.....was exceptional.

I was accompanied by Red Square...who Speakerboxx still has his eye on....gotta luv ya boy. By my shock and amazement a close friend of mine Debatable was best friends with birthday boy at TAFE. So he was there enjoying quite a few double bourbons and coke that the gay barmen was giving to him cheap in an effort to pick him up. I was treating myself to a couple slushies just like every other mainstreamer there and shuffling on the dance floor as no one in this joint had heard of the word moving unless it was to the bar or toilet.

So we stayed here for a few hours until Red Sq got a sms and we headed for civilisation otherwise known as the city center.....
Where did we go? The 'im so black that i have to wear oversized clothing' and 'omg will this hot pink G go with the white scarf im wearing round my hips' capital of Adel......Red Square!!! Now dont get me wrong, this is a generalisation....i like RedSq and as my friend of the same name is a regular, it would be more than unfair to class her in that catagory. She is the selection of class at this joint.
For some reason, as much as i tried to dance to even a fav track of mine 'dip it low', i could not get into it and RedSq suggested that we head to Heaven as she knew that was my home.....god i luv ya girl.
This was an improvement as i did somewhat get into it, we lost Debatable in the meantime in what ended up being a communication error.....I spotted WogCorner but didnt say hi as it would just be awkward. Then me and RedSq both started getting really tired around the 2:30 mark which was out of character, especially for her. So we left and caught a taxi home.....

As it has become ritual, i called TheArchitect wen i got home to tell him of my nite then passed out almost immediately.

Overall a good nite, but the absence of DaWogs was there, and they would have topped the nite off i believe....but as we are all slaves to the book, and my beautiful girls are uni students they were busy craming in a semester worth of study into a week. Good luck Girls!!!!!!!!! U know who's sitting at home cheering u on! MWA MWA MWA!!!