a little tug here..... a little tug there.....

I.

Dont.

Know..

Really how to explain this one....

Has public masturbation become the new porn?
Im not stating that it's done infront of a crowd with a nice stage and intricate lighting scheme. But when such acts are being done outside your own house, in a somewhat nice car, with the light on and you sitting there...not having to do a thing...expected to just sit back and enjoy....how do u feel comfortable???

Now dont get me wrong, if your in the bedroom with your significant other and things are getting a bit wild wild....it has been known, even for this little innocence....that women will often start tickling their own fancy.....and men alike....this is acceptable for the place and mood....

But when a random, horny as i havent had sex in a year, guy calls up wanting to play around...this is NOT A TURN ON...

He simply wanted to come over, pull his pants down and for my mouth to just be magically open.... this really didnt do much for me as all i would come out with is no satisfaction what so ever and a bad case of jaw lock (or as later found out...that would not occur hehe). So as i thought this was already a desperate attempt at getting off.... i wondered how far it would go.... so i pushed it to a point that any man i knew would refuse....

'No, i want to see you play with it...'

Obviously sarcasm isn't felt over text messaging as the reply was...

'Alright i'll come over and you can watch me in the car. See u in 20. bye.'

FUCK.

So i rang my most reliable source DeliHunni and told her the situation... She stated if he actually went through with it...take your phone and get pictures! So i thought about it and i was like....yeh, he wont do it, and if he does...this is just too good to not witness...

So he arrived, i subtly went out in my most unattractive outfit and sat in his car....the awkwardness you could cut with a knife..... he stated that maybe we should kiss first...but i kindly refused stating i was just there to watch...hehehehehe

So he proceeded to quickly take ALL clothing off (so unnecessary) and sit there spanking the monkey...with such a disinterested face.... I asked if he was ok and he looked at me with the biggest grin..... go figure...

So yes this took all of about 5 mins and then i hopped out of the car...trying to hold back tears of laughter and stated see u next time...without any intention of ever seeing this man again..... and i havent... no communication, nothing....and thats the way i'll keep it i think....anything else is just way too creepy...

the fact u men exist scare me....