Birthday Shenanigans...
Well it came, it conquered, and it left us all with that dreadful after taste of one too many CC and cokes and a throat that will never forgive us for the chain smoking of packets and packets of 'dunni blues'. Yes my birthday went off in the end, but not without its dramas in the beginning....
My actual birthday was on Friday and i just had a few friends around as my family decided they didnt wanna celebrate till the following day...... was a good nite, watch a comedy, drank my everlasting supply of alcohol and over indulged in the richest banana caramel pie i have ever tasted! Except one person didnt show....didnt call or msg....didnt even acknowledge it was my birthday....sadly the much adored BustAMove.... :(
so the nite ended in tears...me cuddled up in the foetal position and the support of my closest friends. not a good start to what was meant to be one of the biggest wknds for a long time! so i msg'd what i was thinking and went to bed...
the next morning didnt improve much either.....my family nagged me from the moment i got up and then proceeded to show their anglo-saxon ways wen i decided to choose a little something different for lunch and head to Adelaide's elite greek restaurant Eros. They stared at the menu as if every ingredient was some foreign food from a galexy far far away....even suggested moving to the 'everyone can trust penne al pollo' italian cafe. i was rightly fuked off that they didnt bother to take the greek title away and see that it was simply a chicken dish with some vegetables....not much unlike the dishes served across the road at the cafes. But they all bit their tongues and ate this 'way out' cuisine.
So with the awkward family shenanigans out of the way the rest of my day was looking up... dropped OMGThatSmile home to get ready and i did the same....unfortunately i was ready in about half an hour and OMGThatSmile wasnt...
So after we both got our hair done by TheHairdresser (stunnigly mite i add) we headed for town for the dinner....
After failed brake lights the girls went straight to the cafe as we were running late and i went to park my baby in dads office and proceed to walk thru the city in an outfit way too 11pm for 6pm! But a stunning dress none the less...
Then at the most unexpected time, BustAMove calls, upset....
He apologised for the blatently disgusting and direspectful behavious of the last few days, and was a little cut up to know he brought down my birthday...i started to cry but didnt want to mess the carefully constructed make up so tried to lighten the conversation...he stated that he understands if i never want him in my presence again, and i may have wanted to say that the night before, but i had cooled down.... I told him, in order to redeem himself he should get to the restaurant asap! and look as sexy as i did! (big hint for the suit to come out)
I arrived to a long table of smiling faces and repeated Happy Birthdays from my closest, favourite ppl.... was given the most bizarre gift of a bag of peanuts and after countless distractions finally settled on sharing a chicken foccacia with OMGThatSmile..... none of which i ate from the copious amounts we consumed at lunch.
More people arrived and then more than i thought so the table was extended...
BikeCutie (workmate) arrived with his girlfriend and what seemed to be 2 bike helmets! I have been pressing this man for over 4 months to take me for a ride, but he always claimed he didnt have another helmet! hehehehe
So dinner got under way and the stragglers arrived....me, SupaFly and DeliHuni were outside wen BustAMove was walking down Rundle, and may i say looking fiiiiinnnneeee!!!!! The girls were like ok be strong, angry MIC!
But i couldnt! Not wen he looked that good! Infact never! I can never get angry at this man! Everytime he fucks me over i can never get angry, mind u it takes me quite a bit to get angry but i just cant with him! God if he was another guy, i woulda said cya by now as my tolerance for difficult men is minimal....
The girls knew i wouldnt get angry but he knew i was hurt....i cant look at him wen he's hurt me...
The present was maybe a slight consolation with a gift pack ralph set... cant complain with that!
So the awkwardness left and everything was how it usually was....after chit chat, photos, an interrupted D&M where a slightly rosey MIC spilled her heart to her man and a half assed speech we decided to head to London Tavern for the best part of the night....
Everyone walked.....hehehehe
Except me! CutieBike took me for a cruise thru the city an then to designated club as a birthday present.....not forgetting that MIC was wearing a dress! Not as tragic as i thought it would be...everything held in place, especially my face squashed in a slightly under sized helmet. I screamed, i cheered, i oi'd a few ppl down Hindley and had an uncontrollable instinct to ram as far forward as i can....sorry CutieBike, it wasnt implying i wanted to rape u!
The club was great! Got there and alot of the ppl that couldnt make dinner were already there....drinks were shouted from the moment i walked in so u could probable guess that MIC was quite intoxicated from an hour onwards....
All was well, mixed with everyone, thats until....
Yes, would u believe it! WhatsHerName showed up! My hated boss, decided that she was suddenly a regular here and was dancing around us as if she didnt know! If i had had a few more in me i would have mocked her, but as she is my boss i must tread lightly....thats not to say that other ppl attempted....what had me in a gripe was wen she started talkin to everyone like 2m away from us....Then had the nerve next week to show up to work and claim that she went to her usual spot and everyone she hates was there! uh uh huni....u got it the wrong way round!
So the night went on after that, she eventually left, me and BustAMove had some serious pheramones floating around and some wild antics from the drunk work girls....
Eventually leaving at about 3:30am, tired, more toey than i can remember and dying to be near my bed we all got into BustAMove's car somehow....and headed home!
A fantastic night that can not be replayed, but can be attempted time and time again!
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