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This week has been somewhat bizarre, there have been good times, sad times and times wen ive wanted to smack someones head gently against the nearest brick wall, but i have to say what an interesting week it was....

The Work Party for starters. Not only did the dreaded boss WhatsHerName wear the exact same fuking outfit as me, she decided this was a chance to start over and bond....in other words no one else was being socialable with her so she stuck to me like a bad smell....Mite i add that my little number was pulled off exceptionally better than urs!!! (pokes her tongue out)
It was a good nite but by the end of the nite i had every work mate current, past and possible future coming up to me 'subtly' and asking 'so whats goin on with you and BustAMove hey hey???' while causing maybe permanent bruising to my left side from all the wink wink nudge nudges....
Alright, it's not something i want to discuss with everyone at work as it is infamous for its gossiping.....the closest to MissItalianCutie are well informed and thats the way it should be....i know whats goin on and so does he, the only 2 that need to know all details....ok with the exception of DaWogs, DeliHunni and Supafly. hehe

So what happened next???
Well i ended up seeing an ex of mine AssCrack for the first time in about 6 months and he was ah....yeh.....the same, and yes still keen to 'hook up'. This disgusted me to no end simply because if i was still keen to 'hook up' i wouldnt have broken up with u hun! Lets say i have not replyed to any messages and the bizarre chance meeting at Aus's fav fast food was enuf AssCrack to last me at least another 2-3 yrs.

After a bit of an emotional rollercoaster week what was my solution for some relaxation????
Get DaWogs, get sexy and go to town! No not a home made porn....
Me and OMGThatSmile dragged DaGreekGoddess into the city for a nite of bar hopping, endless shots and some pretty shocking drunken wog dancing from the 3 of us...
Thank you to Fumo's, The Stag, Savvy's great barman! and Daniel at The London Tavern for putting up with a group of young, extremely good looking and very vunerably drunk girls....
An amazing nite than only comes once every so often and to share it with my girls was perfection!

And then....

Well now my rents have gone on holidays so it means chill, relax, party and shag like a minx for this cutie.....well prob not the latter but it'll be a mad time none the less... The car is filled, theres cash in hand and its my party so i'll cry if i want to!!!
Anyone wanna pop round, u got my no.....

Alright that should keep u for a few days at least...

More on the saga of DaWogs Moving In wen i return....

Tchau!!!!

Ps. Muito Obrigado to BustAMove for my Von Dutch hat! Mwa!