Wat Is Social Etiquette These Days???

MissItalianCutie was walkin out of photography with DrLove and Turkey to bump straight into 2 of my close skool mates IHateHoes and MrSlick. They were heading for a smoke so since i didnt want to head up to the shop with RedSquare and LittleRedFerrari i decided to head with them to fill my lungs with tar.

Conversation was pretty normal, wondering where MrSlick had been for like the past 2 months to find out that he had finally found a place which came to some relief for this blogger. Was starting to think an underground organised crime family had got him for some of his quite forward comments to a certain ex skool of his. MrSlick looking forward to the group getting together for drinks....god knows what would happen..... :s

After this the talk took an unexpected turn, i almost wanted to head to the canteen to listen to UrHowOld talk about another chick he got in the back of an army truck....haha gotta luv u....but no for some reason i couldnt tear myself away
Firstly, like in any of our talks, there will always be a period where IHateHoes has to talk about his fav subject....hating hoes. Now i must explain, his view of what is a hoe is very far from what u and me would consider a hoe. I could go as far as to say he considers anything with a vagina a hoe but no i have to give him a little credit....anything that wears revealing clothing, is 15 and hanging at TTP, goes to clubs like Heaven, (walks down the st wrong...lol) or has slept with more guys than what she can count on one hand is definately a hoe. He then proceeded to tell us who in the smokers area was a hoe....thank god i was wearing rugged up clothing or i coulda been fuked! Gotta be amazed at ur perception IHateHoes!

Suddenly i found myself in the middle of a discussion about anal. Despite the new trend in Oz of thats the way to go....why do we always have to be American, we aint black!.....IHateHoes and MrSlick are strongly against it! Now i agree with them in the fact that we would neva find ourselves participating in such an act but i differ in the sense that i have nothing against other ppl doin it and i see no problem with it if they like it. Its just not a personal preference for me. The boys would not agree with me there, they see it as clearly wrong and thats also fair too.
Then this blogger said how a very popular girl was well known for giving her bf 'RimJobs'. This to all of us seemed completely wrong....ok i would not hold it against u if u do it but seriously....its their butt! and thats where u got ur face! Dont u find that slightly degrading or disrespectful??? Not to mention gross beyond explanation..... yuk!

IHateHoes then stated how going down on chicks is just as bad and that he blatently refuses to do so. Alright fair call, sucking on something that looks like an alien is just about to pop out of it and is soemtiems known to have not such a pleasant odour seeping from it would not seem like such a nice idea. But it isnt that gross, well from the amatuer survey i took last nite of the men i knew, they all love it. He claims to hate the smell and taste, so really going down on a chick can be just like whether u like vegetables or not....mist ppl like them, but there are some that cant stand the taste of them.

Can i just add something here directed at men such as IHateHoes......YOU BOYS ARENT EXACTLY CHOCOLATE DOWN THERE EITHER!!!! From the stories i have heard of recent of some severe cheesyness, premature ejaculation, weird bumps etc would be enough to permenantly put women off touching the cucumber resembling (or sometimes baby carrots...haha) body part of the man. Phew thank god for MissItalianCutie no bad experiences yet...oh yuk IHateHoes would have just branded me a hoe for saying that....yuk yuk yuk...nah he knows me too well.

After this i started to notice some ppl around us looking at us and listening into the conversation. I thought about some of the comments we had been making and yes they were slightly blunt, then i began to wonder where had social etiquette got to these days??? 50 yrs ago u wouldnt even have any experiences in these fields let alone freely talkin about it infront of peers....we're getting too open...but is that a bad thing??
I asked the boys and IHateHoes' reply pretty muched proved my point even more....he just let a massive one rip infront of abotu 30 ppl...something he has become to be known for....so i rest my case!


ps. Bread just want to give u a big hug and kiss and mush for the other nite! thank you! mwa!

Grrrrrr RENTS!

Ok ive had it! Is anyone else like the black sheep of their family? As much as me??
Alrite lets explain, My older bro WilliamsF1, i luv him to bits and would not trade him for any other bro in the world. He looks out for me, keeps me on track and we have never fought my whole life. He was like the perfect son even from wen we were kids, he never cried, never asked for anything, always did it himself, always hung round the rite ppl at skool, always got the grades, never got in trouble for anything, never got involved in relationships etc.... every parents dream!
Then u got MissItalianCutie, the little girl that always cried, always clung to her dad, grew up with the wrong groups at skool, got introuble countless times, always in relationships and was originally good with her grades but soon faded as high skool progressed.
So u can see why i immediately get the blame for anything that goes wrong, granted sometimes it is me but has anyone thought that WilliamsF1 could be just as bad? Ofcourse not! why? Cause he's the perfect son!
Like it has got to the point where ur cute little blogger will drive home from skool where she did attend her lesson in the hope that she would pass yr12 and open the door to not even a hello anymore, it is simply something i did wrong or something i forgot to do, or soemthing im bound to do wrong in the near future... They cant actually talk to me normally anymore, they simply drill me cause it must be 2nd nature to them now!
Since i was about 14 i have been pretty much left to be independant in this house due to several reasons so i can be on my own, i was at one stage, and crave to be again!!!!! Ah the day my cell bars open i will happily strip off the orange jumpsuit and run nude thru Adelaide!!!!!!! (ie metaphor)

Passions Of The Christ

Anyone seen this movie? It is fuking wild!
I finished skool at like 11 and decided to go visit DaGreekGoddess and Eminem for the afternoon. Besides some 'god damn adorable' stunts by Eminem, which had MissItalianCutie finding trouble breathing, we watched Passions of the Christ.

If u havent been on the planet for the past 6 months this is Mel Gibsons directorial work which is meant to vivadly and accurately display the events surrounding Jesus' crucifixion. The odd thing in this film is that it is all done in latin and the extremely violent scenes of Jesus' being punished for being a blasphimer. Thank god for subtitles...hehe

The movie starts with Judas dobbing Jesus into the High Priests and them seizing him. From there on this film basically portrays the insanly brutal torture they put him thru before crucifying him. When u usually watch a film and there is something gory about to happen the camera turns away or focuses on the torturer instead of the victim.....nah nah not this time! Wen they whip him with leather straps with claws on the end, the camera stays on him and u see the lacerations to his body, same to wen they nail him to the cross, u see it go thru. This is what i mean by graphic! It was stomach turning but u could not turn ur eyes away!

It was an excellent film, seeing a few tears from MissItalianCutie which is very rare from a film. Mel has outdone himself this time, truely a hard movie to pull off not to mention controversial.....especially with the Jewish community....
But a piece of work, use of flashbacks, intricate looks at important scenes from his life and the clever ending in the tomb....something i will buy on DVD for sure!

Just a few questions, i know ive prob overlooked soemthing or my knowledge of the Bible is so minimal that the answer to others is quite obvious, but this will bug me till i know.
One) Why was Mary not doin more for her son?? I realise it would have not done any good but seriously, as a mum even if it meant failing u would still try to save ur son.
Two) Jesus was meant to be loved by the Jewish ppl wasnt he? Wasnt he like a man for the ppl? But in the movie it showed the Jewish public being the most cruel to him, beating him up, screaming at him, throwing things....It was the King and his guards who were most humane to him.

In Class

Alrite im bored so im back.... MissItalianCutie is in her first Psychology lesson for the week and she has already had two random 20 min naps. This is despite sleeping in this morning and missing a lesson with DrLove, RedSquare and a new edition Turkey. I woke up to a weird sort of asthma attack this morning, well i dont know what it is but i was choking on my own breath really....strange

The teacher, OffOnATangent is crapping on about some Operant Conditioning and Negative Reinforcement....in other words giving a constant reward to encourage certain behaviour...well thats what ive gathered....

This has got to be the most random group of ppl i have ever sat with, we have deros we have rich kids, we have the 'fully buff' jock boy, we have the nerds, the down right weird boy that does some weird flicking thing with his hands all the time and then there is the star of the show, the person everyone loves to hate and MissItalianCutie's arch nemisis, PaulineHanson!!!! She is a red headed, no fashion sense, hunchback of notre dame sorta girl....she is one of those ppl that has an opinion on everything no matter how ludicrous her ideas may seem. With this being Psychology, a subject majorly dependant on opinions, u can imagine how many times she has something to say! 'OffOnATangent, i have to disagree!'
Grrr...sorry to say this, it is blunt but.....SHUT UP U PASTY BITCH!!!!

Luckily MissItalianCutie is here to save the day and clarify and over ride alot of her comments....I am also an opinionated person but i know when to voice them! And i have to say i reckon alot more common sense! God do i even need to mention the winey pauline hanson voice that has given her her name! I know this sounds bitchy but to anyone reading this....if u were in this class u would understand....u cant help but have violent tendencies towards this woman!

Gotta go home now

ciao!

Busy Couple Of Months

Expect quite a few posts from MissItalianCutie in the weeks to come....have a few things happening. Next week sees this girl get the money for her much awaited car. Ofcourse its not the ideal car that i want but it isnt the worst. I think im getting a 98 white magna which is not too bad, i like the new shape and in white i can get a pearly paint job so im cheering....then the next weekend is gonna be HUGE!!!
It is DaGreekGoddess' 18th! Which will see a nite of extreme spirit drinking, practical jokes, wild hotel room and alot, and i mean ALOT of dancing. If my heels arent worn down to sand shoes by the end of the nite i will be heavily disappointed! It will be freezing yes, but on this nite it will not stop the group of us girls become to known as DaWogs. This wknd will also see the return of and a new addition to our page MelbSexMachine. He has become like an older bro to MissItalianCutie, helping me with problems, queries and a whole lot of other things. Also popular with DaWogs he constantly keeps a smile on our faces with his wog humour, interstate dancing techniques and unpredictable knowledge of random things such as public transport. MelbSexMachine is making a return trip to this gigantic retirement village we call Adelaide to help celebrate DaGreekGodess' 18th and to also use up whatever free travel he has left.

The wknd after that should see MissItalianCutie jetting off to Melb on a much needed and regular wknd trip to stay with MelbSexMachine and hit the town till wee hours of the morning. Melb is a regular spot for me, i am there every few months or so as i adore that city and swear in past lives lived there. To anyone that knows me i obsess over that city as much as i do Brazil.........grrrrr dont get me started!

Then there should be a few weeks break where no doubt u could find me cruising the many scenic roads of Adelaide in my 'fully sick' magna....lol (by scenic i mean i'll end up prob doin a rundle and hindley and maybe even if im daring enuf head down to the bay!) Ooooooo...haha

Then in the July holidays DaWogs will be heading off to Melb again for a week! Now its already mad wen i go on my own and meet up with mates and cousins...but to have my girls there! It will truely be one wknd i will not forget and there will surely be some inticing happening to try and get me on the train back to Adelaide....haha

So yes...there will be many posts...hopefully not as random and 'written late on a sunday nite' as this one. Stick with me for the ride and hopefully by the end you'll be begging for a sequel! lmao nite guys....

Ps. MelbSexMachine if u read this....hope all goes well tomo, DaWogs all have their fingers crossed! Mwa!