Shopping Spree and The Ultimate Italian Males

Ahhh friday...the best day of the week for MissItalianCutie not only because she has one lesson but also cause she doesnt work sat's so fri nite is a big one for this little ethnic wonder...
Went to skool and for some reason my social studies class was missing and despite my efforts to search the dero campus for some mediocre 2 hrs of the importance or aboriginal culture to our society. I headed to photography to hand up my 4 prints for my assignment and had the middle aged teacher DrLove do his usual pass at me and the other girl RedSquare. He was ofcourse impressed with the results, actually i think the fact i handed this up on time. After some conversation with classmates about what we're all getting up to on the wknd i left to go see DaGreekGoddess. I was meant to be catching up with a friend known for our arguements the past week, Ecko, to sort things out but he did not call....me and DaGreekGoddess decided to head to marion in the BigYellowBeast to do some much needed winter shopping for MissItalianCutie...
Lets say it was very successful with me getting boots i have wanted for a year, pants, a very adorable jacket, top, and a beanie and gorgeous fluffy white hat...all for about $170! Cmon tell me how good am i!
Next! The amount of 'I was born from a grapevine'gorgeous italian men we came across today was uncanny! They were everywhere and let me say DaGreekGoddess was LUVIN it! And the too much hair islander that tried to pick DaGreekGoddess in the shoe store....He likes this and this! lol u had to be there... there was one i spotted from the other side of the store...he was that classic gorgeous, the one u want to take home to nonna. This AntonioSabatoJnr caught the attention of my friend and she swooned over him, as did i, until he left the store, wen DaGreekGoddess proceeded to follow him to see if the behind was as emaculate as the rest...with no fail.

We came back to my place where papa had prepared chinese wraps for us and we scoffed 2 down each, then rung OMGThatSmile to come join us for a night of videos and chocolate as the weather in Adelaide was shocking tonite, no condition for clubbing. we hired the Real Cancun which saw us obsessed with the one with the nose and Jeremy with the most lays....hehe
We then travelled again, as this blogger is known to do recently, to her fav spot Villi's Cafe.

DaGreekGoddess found 2 more AntonioSabatoJnr's to melt over and nearly grope their perfectly sculpted behinds. We had some chips and coffee, a little idol chit chat about men, few B&H extra's and due to the crap weather and DaGreekGoddess getting some very bad looks from a certain AntonioSabatoJnr's girlfriend we drove home...

Now we are chillin in my room and will prob go on to have a few cowboys, some chocolate, twisties and sit down to a few more comedy classics.....god hope the weather improves....

13Yr Old Skank

Alrite thats it! I've had it up to here with coming out of Heaven at say 3:30am on a Sat nite to be greeted by a bunch of 13-15yr old skanks in the tightest jeans u have ever seen, distustingly visable G'strings and a boob tube which by definition u actually need boobs to hold up! Accompaning this group of Britney Spears 'Im a slave for u' wannabes are their so called 'boyfriends' a.k.a PIMPS dressed in their crotch defining bleach stained jeans, muscle tops and Enrique Iglesias beenies. The group of girls will be standing in a group of say 5-6 waiting for one of these 'latin heart throbs' to wander over them with their new found pubescent masuclinity and ask to hook up. This will see the nervous as hell, sexually inexperienced duo wander off into a back alley or park in the city to grope, kiss, fondle, and for the extreme skank of adelaide....fuk.

3 questions....What the fuk are 13-15 yrolds doin out in the city at 3 in the morning? Where are their parents? Should it be illegal for anyone under 16 to own a G-string?
At 3 in the morning there is nothing for someone that young to do! With the new inforcement on ID in adelaide niteclubs its virtually impossible to get into anywhere, all cafes are closed at midnite....the only option i can think of is 24 hr macca's on West terrace! Woohoo! The place to be in the early hours of a Sunday morning i see! How else can i say 'Go home! Grow up a little! Come back when ur 18!'

Secondly the parents...now i realise alot of these kids lie to their parents about where they are...as i did at that age...and are still known to. But wen i was 15 which was only 3 and a half yrs ago i wasnt hangin in town at 3 in the morning! Fuk id be bored out of my brains, let alone scared of what the fuk could happen to me! Go bak to the main st that has been designated for u guys! The Parade! Honestly parents need to wake up a little....it used to be one thing lying to ur rents wen i was 15 cause you didnt actually make a big lie...said u were goin to the movies with the girls...wen in actual fact the boys were coming too, and the closest u got to sexual intercourse was the overly delayed, nervous kiss the boy gave u wen u had to go!
Big hint No.1 parents....look at what ur daughter is wearing wen she leaves the house! Check what shes throwing in the wash! Wen she says her friends parents are picking them up and shes staying at Sally's....do i need a flashing sign above her head???

Thirdly the sale of G-strings should have an age ban like cigarettes....ok i'd expect retaliation to this if i was alone but the majority of men i talk to think its poor form too seeing a girl that young with floss up her butt... G-strings are meant for one thing, to get rid of the VPL (visable panty line), this is so men will stare at ur behind which means he will stare at the rest which means he will approach which means u pick up and take things further... Girls of this age have no use...correction SHOULD have no use for such underwear... Boys that age shouldnt even be concerned with VPL and the idea of taking them home shouldnt even be a capability of their imagination! A certain someone i associate frequently with at skool told me today of seeing his 13yr old sister bend over to some very visable G'string...he hit the roof, he didnt let her leave the house that nite and the next nite when she claimed her friends mum was there to pick her up, he walked out to find a 18yr old Fabio in his penis extension of a Calais waiting to take away and statutorely rape his younger sister.... wen will this stop???

Apart from this display of teenagers discovering their sexuality is the over confident ego of the boys of the same age. Before i explain can i just say 'Get Over Urselves! U Aint All Out Of WWF Smackdown!' How many times ive seen 15-16yr old boys starting with some other 15-16yr old for insulting his woman or trying to make a move on her! They full get into it to as if it was the biggest disrespect! Wen theres a group of say 20 u cant help but go over and see 2 fully sick SanRemo idols pelt into each other...and granted they do get hurt but whats really bad is wen they get too cocky and start on older guys.
Please! Challenging another 'im waiting for my biceps to bulk up on weetbix' boy is nothing like challenging a couple of 26yr old 'i've just come off my shift as bouncer at the Village' men. U will get ur ass kicked...and u have repeatedly! I luv seeing them 'take it outside' into a random adelaide carpark and these older guys just take one swing and walk off....

A msg to all the 13-15yr olds out there....enjoy bein young while u still got innocence as ur advantage, theres plenty of time for doin the mundaine nitelife rituals us young adults do... wat i wouldnt give to be an innocent 14yr old daddy's girl again, dont mix in the atmosphere until u can handle it and trust me u will abuse it and end up pregnant, dead, sick, homeless, in trouble or just that girl u see passed out in the toilets from either alcohol poisoning or an overdose and all ppl can say is 'stupid slut, cant look after herself' ....prime example, the 16yr olds that overdosed at Heaven recently...think about it

Internet Dating Parties

Last Fri saw MissItalianCutie working till 7:30 who straight after was bombarded with phonecall after phonecall from different groups askin what i was doin that nite. Since recently ur host has been sick over and over again i was feeling run down and didnt feel like doin anything huge...despite fri bein my biggest nite of the week...so i opted to go out with OMGThatSmile and a new edition to this blog DLAMLT(Dont Look At Me Like That). DLAMLT was part of our old skool team at Norwood (death march)....always thought i had a problem with her and always looked at her weird...ah old times...

anyways as i went to pick up the girls at OMGThatSmile's place in my big yellow beast i got to chatting with the girl of the house and she was quite shocked over the recent criminal she had hooked up with! as was i! As expected from any ethnic there was unusual amounts of time spent getting ready, getting the face mask perfect and making sure our picking up capabilities were at their highest... Then DLAMLT arrived and we were on our way...

As i had not had anything to eat we drove down to the other side of the city famous for all the sporting stadiums and not so publicly known start to alot of adelaide car cruises. We turned down a back street which has an unusual amount of parked cars down it...why? Villi's 24hr Cafe ofcourse!!! Adelaide's best invention since the Frog Cake which ive been told is not available in any other state...all i can say is....suk shit!!!!

We sat in the outside smokers area where u can always find a no of old, big curly long-haired men choofing down their eckie blues and enjoying a Farmers Union iced coffee. Out came the aussies attempt at making a cappucino, weak coffee with burnt milk....(the burden of bein born a wog, we all think we are the coffee gurus) and then suspiciously fast my huge plate of the old classic schnitzel and chips with gravy came out...and its safe to say this schnitzel came close to the one ur dad makes, u know what im talkin about!
well 40 mins lata and a bloated stomach, 4 or so B&H extras and a long talk about how fuked up our man situation is atm us girls headed off for the city to get our minds of our 'this ordinary life' dramas and get our freak on on one of adelaides popular dance clubs!

ok so Heaven wasnt the go Friday nite...shoulda guessed it doesnt usually get packed on a fri nite. Since all three of us were strapped for cash, even this Cutie the only one with a job!, we decided to head to the Hyatt to check out the latino nite at waves.
Unfortunately we didnt realise we had come a bit early and were in the middle of the renowned RSVP Internet Dating service matchmaker party! All three of us were attracted to the little table in the corner like a mossie is to light! I looked around to see a room full of 30+ somebodies all dressed up to the nines spread around the room but none talkin in bigger groups than 2. The 50+ DJ was blasting tunes like She Bangs, Mustand Sally and even a few Crowded House classics at the end to make the mood a little more cosier.
This host stupidly left the lighter to her much needed smokes in the big yellow beast so she hesitantly had to look around for a suitable person to ask. There was a woman in her 30's wearing a reasonable outfit and glasses which gave her whole business woman appearance away. I went up and tapped on her crushed leather jacket and asked to borrow the lighter, to my surprise she had an american accent and quite a charming face! After our short interaction i went back to join the girls wen in under 5 mins were appraoched by 3 disgustingly old men asking us random questions in the hope to strike up conversation but luckily each of them quickly realised their efforts were falling on deaf ears. All i could think to say was 'Do u realise we are like half ur age or even if we added up our ages we would be younger than u!'
Then my american lass came back to save me, she stated 'did u guys know what u were getting urselves into wen u came here?' this poor misguided woman thought we were there for the oldies i felt it necessary to talk to her, then she started to get a little too chatty for woman to woman talk, at this point i realised she was trying to pick me up. But why did this not gross me out? Maybe it was the accent which always seems to get me, or the nice olive green cardi she was wearing under this leather jacket and these glasses that suited her incredibly well!
After this a 50+ man proceeded to walk up to us, well i dont know if u could call it walking he was that drunk! He was sporting the most hideous red hawian shirt i have ever seen and mumbled to me 'having a good nite sweety?' This poor Adelaide cutie freaked out and saw no option but to give no response and walk as quickly as possible to the exit hoping that the other girls would take her cue too. I turned back at the door and phew the girls were right behind me!

After dropping DLAMLThome me and OMGThatSmile went to her house to look up my gorgeous boss in the yr book which he repeatedly strained to me not to do...hehe
If u read this HotBoss u look as hot in the yr book as u do at work! Grrrr!

I went back to my place which apparently i have been told the suburb name sounds like it should be two suburbs and pondered on msn for a while making idol chit chat until an all too familiar voice called me to talk about certain happenings that week involving my friend OMGThatSmile... it was a stupid arguement in the sense that he got that cocky stubborn attitude where he will not budge on his opinion, just like my father, and in the end i in a not so polite way told him to leave and shut the door behind him... havent spoken to him since and somehow i think im the beta for it!

Well Hello!

Let me introduce myself and some of the prominant parties to show up in future posts. I am MissItalianCutie, a young attractive Adelaide girl with alot more history than would seem evident and a knack for being able to analyse ppl and situations and coming up with the level headed answer. I am infact not fully Italian, yes that rite a half breed and also a love child, i am half english as well. This mix will account for my dark brown hair and somewhat ethnic nose but also my fair skin and slight (most of the time undetectable) english slur on words. I am currently doin yr 12 again as last yr saw some pretty trying times for this second generation cutie and saw her move out of home for 6 months...this inevitably saw the demise of her final yr of schooling and left her with a 49TER to show for it....whoops!

I work at Australia's No.1 discount supermarket with a fat bumbly chef as their mascot, who if anyone out there has actually tried to make any of his meals, would actually realise can not cook for shite!!!! But yes i am a frontend supervisor, which is pretty much a glorified checkout girl....i stand around, look cute, count the money sometimes, casually deal with customer complaints like i actually have an interest or intention of following them up. Occasionally wen it is absolutely necessary i will actually go on checkout but thats a last resort!

Next up we have DaGreekGoddess, is one of MissItalianCutie's best friends. She is well unexplainable....to any friends reading this u will know exactly what i mean...u have to see her to believe her really! She is a stunning young greek girl from the mid to upper class area of Adelaide....30sec drive from MissItalianCutie's house...i should know im always the designated driver...well the only with a licence more like it....she comes from a great family with her MILF mother who is accountable for 90% of DaGreekGoddesses character...put them together and u swear they are the same person! And her adorable little bro PornStar who is rumored to be marrying MissItalianCutie in the future yrs to come....haha shhhhh

She actually looks more spanish than greek but still as stunning. Her personality is warm and admirable but can be feisty if u get on her wrong side! Which as helped out ur blogger on more than one occassion!!! She has the best sense of humour with some of the funniest accents and one liners i have ever come across....majority to do with her cute white curly haired poodle with the biggest set of black balls i have ever seen on an animal...i will call him Eminem due to his very afro-american haircut atm...

Thirdly we have OMGThatSmile....she is MissItalianCutie's other best friend and is the sweet innocent one in the bunch...her smile says it all, anyone that has come across it has commented on it and she could get away with murder with that smile!She has the Italian look, has the style, and the angelic face....a true Italian daughter. She comes from a good Italian family with the coolest ethnic parents i have ever come across!!! In high skool she neva bludged a class, found spending some of her breaks studying for tests and was even known to get MissItalianCutie to do some of her constant overdue assignments done for italian....i would have neva got thru yr12 Italian without such ppl as her!

Since bein in MissItalianCutie's homegroup in highskool, goin thru the mediocre attendance rituals, listening to sum random authority with an outfit that looks to have a mix of the 20's, 70's and even a touch of the jaggered edge style of the 80's, we have since been successful in corrupting this Lady Madonna symbol.
OMGThatSmile can now be found smoking with her two ethnic accomplises, drinking cocktails at bar of choice in main st of Adelaide or gettin her freak on in Clubland at one of Adelaide's biggest and in the deepest shite clubs Heaven.

More controversially, anyone from Adelaide will know of the recent case of the youth who stole his then gf's cousin's BMW and spent a ridiculous amount of moola trying to disguse it and then rubbing it in the owners face...well he has since been sentenced to 4 yrs (which we are lookin into because that is an extrodinarily large sentence for car theft) and will be sporting an orange jumpsuit if OMGThatSmile sees him again anytime soon....well that was her first hook up, thanx to an ex very close friend of ur blogger. If ur reading thanx very much! Wat a great experience for this virginal ETHNIC youth to have! If u had any sense in ur minute brain u would have thought twice about setting up my innocent one with a convicted criminal!

These two are the only ones u need to be introduced to atm....MissItalianCutie's family, friends and down right enemies will come later...for now this is a formal hello and looking forward to further sharing my random occurances and findings with u.... :)