Thai Swan

Alrite this is MissItalianCutie's attempt at helping to market a struggling chinese restaurant.

Thai Swan is the most under-recognised, under-appreciated chinese restaurant i have ever been to.....the food is unbelievable, reasonably priced and quite sufficiently portioned. Down the road is where every other joe blow heads, Red Rock Noodle Bar, which is over priced and the food is nothing beta than the chinese i can make at home. Why do they go there?? Because of the name, granted other Red Rock's are good but this one in particular is shit house!!!!
If these ppl had any sense they would head down to the Thai Swan. Ok i know the decor is in need of help by the Queer Eye boys (mmmmm jai mmmm) but if u look past that the food is exceptional and the service is incredibly polite!

I just went to get take away and the two guys working there were sooooo courtious and one even offered me a glass of water as i waited....even made the tray and serviette over the arm effort! They take pride in their eating venue and all i can say is kudos to ya boys!!!!!

So please if one nite u dont feel like cooking and u want decent food at good prices head down to the Thai Swan or order some take away....its situated at 2/556 magill rd magill. Just down the road from the Towers and that Anglo-Asian excuse for a restaurant....

yummmmm

The Art Of Goin Down.....

A friend of MissItalianCutie, rx7, was talkin to me today about goin down on girls...he wanted to know the do's an dont's and it got me thinking, so i thought i would share my findings and or experiences with this amazingly good sexual act....read on...

Now anyone who knows me well enuf would know that i broke rx7 into his first sexual experience...now now settle down, i didnt sleep with him...
So it only seemed fit that i help out in future conquests....hey maybe one day soon, from what ive heard, he will be giving me the tips...hehe

Listen in boys...

DONT'S
-Bite too hard...owww gently
-Be so soft cause ur not really sure wat ur doin...confidence is
half of it
-Try to talk to us...u just sound muffled...haha
-Dont ask if we wax down there...rude...most girls will keep things tidy dont worry.
-Keep stopping every 10 secs to ask us how it feels..hint if we're moaning or moving
our hips then its all good
-Try to be superman and do 10 different things at once..u wont pull it off...mix a
little toungue with finger (or said sex toy) and ur doin just fine....
-Try to do it to us with us standing on our head..if we aint comfy it aint gonna b
good!!!!!!!
-Kissing us afterwards without washing mouth out or at least wiping off is a BIG
no no...do u want a snowball??? didnt think so...
- MOST OF ALL - If ur on to a good thing....dont fuking move, dont change one
motion!!! Thats where most fuk up and trust me boys wen she says u were so close,
u were and its a hell of alot harder to get bak now....


Alrite so wen u've mastered all these points ur on ur way to good head....now just add these tips to ur toungue and u'll have her thigh shaking like a washing machine on speed...

DO'S
-Cradle her legs or hips with ur arms and hands...adds to the excitment
-Look up once in a while to see how shes goin..but dont stare guys, we'll get
performance anxiety...
-Suk...dont be afraid!!!! Grab it between ur lips and suk all u like!!!
-Listen carefully to body signs, moans, hip movements, screams, holding ur head down are all good signs!!! No heavy breathing or body movement?? Try something else...
-Until her hand comes off the back of ur head....keep goin!!!!
-After she cums dont just keep goin straight away...its sensitive just after...
hence the term 'dont touch it'...if u wanna go again give it a min or 2...then
we'll welcome a sequel with open...ummmm....arms.
-Dont conmment on how we differ from other girls down there, just ask if we enjoyed
and move to chapter 2....
-Be generous....now dont roll ur eyes....more u give boys, the more we will wanna
give u back ;) think about it....

Well i hope i helped the average 'whats a clitoris' men out there to help satisfy their women a little better and for their gf's....if i helped dont hesitate to send me a msg of how it went... ;) wanna know i helped in some way...

Now my question is what are the Do's and Dont's for u guys....for my guy friends with blogs....write the sequel to this and let me know....

Ciao ragazzi

Pics 4 All!!!!

Well its up.....MissItalianCutie's photo page, u can now see some of the ppl i crap on about, and a few new faces....

Its is ever growing, any contributions are welcome...

Go Here

enjoy.........

Its Here!!!!!!!!

Thanks to some hard work from Bear....the RatPack website is now up!!!!!
Still under construction but on its way to bein bewdiful!!!!!

soon u will be able to learn more of the numerous parties frequenting this page....and say hello to the fashion guru of the page!!!!!!!!!

So grab a coffee, couple tim tams, get in those trackies u've had since yr10 PE and sit back and enjoy a little light weight entertainment from the spawn of Marden....

ciao

ps. should probably give u the link hey..... www.rat-pack.tk

Shout Out!!!!

MissItalianCutie would just like to give a shout out to the RatPack!!!!!
Good to see a new wave of bloggers following in this cutie's footsteps altho some...cough cough Mr.Slick....are far more advanced than me....
So hey to Mr.Slick, Bear, RedSquare, Huu my fellow skank underworld organised crime family memebers...haha

luv u guys!!!!

mwa!

Mr.Slick and Bear....luving the pages!!!!!

Burma

Now i know this is a little out of character for MissItalianCutie and hey, may even make me come across as somewhat intellectual, but i felt it necessary to write a post on a topic quickly taking the interest of my teenage girl brain..... Burma.

It is a country in South East Asia surrounded by Thailand, Laos, China and Bhutan. It isnt a large country with 657,740 sq km (about the size of texas), the estimated population is 42,510,537 but that is quite inaccurate wen u take into account the disturbingly high mortality rate from AIDS and the fact that a lot of new babies born are not recorded.
Something ironic is that this is a land of fear today and a land of conformity yet 89% of Burmese ppl are Buddhists, one of the most peaceful religions of the world. Burmese as ppl are lovely placid, simple ppl with living in peace as their main objective....it is the work of 'The Generals' that is keeping Burma in a state of turmoil.
These Generals lead the country and either they or family or friends own every major industry there. So the possibility of a loop hole to bring the government to their knees is minimal. They control the 2 internet servers in Burma and have blocked numerous sites from view as they will convey opinions these generals do not want the public to have. They claim that they dont support the drug trade industry and even built a Drug Prevention museum to shield ur eyes from the truth. Burma is rich in Opium and these men know it, it brings sooooo much money to them why would they stop???

Burmese ppl are jailed for years on end for expressing an opinion that is not the opinion of the government (SPDC) or protesting. One man has been jailed for 20yrs for writing a poem about freedom....in Aus u could get less for murder!!!
Restaurants are bugged so u can not talk freely anywhere and wen a UN official came in to talk of peace and change he left within 2 days as he found that the government were having him followed and his room was bugged.

Before this military regime came into power a man by the name of Aung San was ruler and found Burma's independence earlier in the 20th century. He was a peaceful man who believed in the life that the Burmese ppl wanted, a democracy, this was until he was assassinated.
Now technically the Generals should no longer be in power, in the 1988 elections Aung San's daughter Aung San Suu Kyi won an amazing amount of votes at 89%. Now due to the wealth and power these Generals had, they didnt want to give it up and so didnt. They refused to hand over power to her and instead put her under house arrest and jailed most of the ppl in her political party (NLD).

She was under house arrest from 1989-95 in which time her husband in England was dying. She asked whether she was allowed to be set free to be by his side and the Generals stated that if she left for him she was to never return. She was given the ultimatum and made the worst sacrifice a wife and mother should have to make, she stayed...she stayed for her ppl.
In 95 wen Suu Kyi was released she went around Burma speaking to the ppl about change, and that it wasnt goin to come easy. This stayed this way for 5 yrs until one day at one of her speeches the government had organized thugs to start a riot and kill innocent by standers so they had a reason to put her away again. She was then put under house arrest again until early 2003...she was released for a few months but was yet again taken back into custody and that is where she resides today. Pretty unfair considering that she is actually the leader of the country....

Life in Burma is disgusting for the ppl, there are 1 million refugees living in slums on the Thailand border because it is a better life than back home, women are rarely allowed to leave the country as the government see them as potential sex slaves, prostitutes and drug dealers....and im not joking, they are encouraging it! The illegal adult industry in Burma is huge! This has caused rape to become a huge issue with women in Burma as young as 10!
soldiers are treated well but not that well, they still steal food from villagers, rape their daughters and wives and set fire to their houses simply because they can.

So if these Generals have all the money and power and if something like 40-50% of the national budget goes on armed forces how can the country overthrow its own government???

They cant, its as simple as that!

The only way that this government is goin to crumble is the same way it happened in India during the apartheid. Foreign trade sanctions need to come into place.
Majority of western countries like America and Europe have frozen all legal trade with Burma. Some still choose not to, not because they agree with the happenings in Burma but because the money coming into their country is too great to give up. Like France which has a prominent oil company in Burma will refuse to cut ties in order to rid the country of its current fascist state.
Unfortunately Australia is one too. We make no real financial gain from Burma but unlike America and Europe we are very close to South East Asia and therefore do not want to tarnish our reputation with those countries. We arent actually part of ASEAN but we are close with many countries in it. For us to turn our back on Burma would mean trouble for us, and hey if its to save our butts then why not sacrifice the freedom of quite a few million Burmese?
My favourite part is how Australian officials are trying to make themselves feel a little better about supporting such a sadistic regime that we would not generally support. We have sent about 15 representatives into Burma to talk to about 100 of the 45 million Burmese ppl about change and how to come upon it....are we teasing them?? Giving them a false sense of hope?? And im sorry isnt that the most piss-weak effort u have heard from a country that has the resources to do more?

Boys jump on the end of the queue!!! UN officials, peace keeping forces and organizations such as Amnesty are trying the same thing...not to mention Suu Kyi's efforts! What a lame stratergy to rid ourselves of a guilty conscience! If we were really supporting the country we would be encouraging the public or even refusing to fly any Australians over there because sending tourists is only supporting the regime.... Even Suu Kyi has said dont come....not now....come wen Burma is a land of peace and beauty again....

This is only the icing on the cake, but this situation is not goin to improve quickly and the immoral support from countries like France and Australia is not helping...Only one day can we hope that Burma will be free, that Aung San Suu Kyi can lead her ppl into happiness and that the million refugees can cross the border and come home....

Love and Marriage

Ok today i was sitting with DaGreekGoddess and OMGThatSmile's lil sis HairQueen as she was colouring my hair.....(thanks so much babe, i luv it!)
The topic of relationships and marriage came up...wen we think we'll get married, to who, how many kids we want etc...

Recently this sort of conversation has been popping up everywhere...it really started me thinking. Do i want to get married?? Will i find someone i believe to be that special?? And will i be a good mum?? I freaked!!!!

Everyone was saying that they cant wait to get married and they want between 2-4 kids...they will be picky about who they chose (if they havent chosen already) but wen they do it will be all or nothing. They see themselves getting married pretty young and settling down with a family too...

Why didnt this sit rite with me?

Is it that i've been burned before by men?
Will no one ever live up to my papa BigBoss?
My interaction with marriage and relationships has put me off?
Am i doomed to be A sexual?
Is Orlando Bloom goin to one day wake up to his undying love for me?

God i wish it was the latter... haha

If u think about it, relationships and marriages are failing everywhere these days, life is becoming too stressful, circumstances are driving ppl apart and the strive for independence is huge. How many friends do u have that have seperated or divorced parents, how many times have u had to console that best friend on a nasty break up....and i hate to say it but how many times have u been gropped walkin to the toilet in a bar...

Its becoming too easy to stay alone....Wen casual sex is as about as common as seeing a commodore in Salisbury why do we need to make things 'official'? Wen seeing someone is getting all the quirks whilst not feeling guilty about planting ur seed in someone else too.... Wen we can pick up thru SMS dating services for christ sake!

So i thought about past relationships, how they started, how they failed, why i regret some of them.... All was good in the beginning and some were great all the way to the end... But some i figured out was just for the sake of having someone there...as bad as that is, u dont know at the time...
I thought i was into them, and probably was at first but that soon faded and i started to see an ugly side and this resulted in goin our seperate ways... now before i make myself sound like a one woman melrose place let me explain...

Girls will really know what im talkin about here... How many times have u really got into a guy, gone out with him, he's been a complete gentleman, made u feel like u were the best thing since keyless entry not to mention called u every nite to hear about the mundain things u did that day? So things were all goin well, then a month or so down the track u find out the real person behind this Fabio fasade... He doesnt call unless its because hes got the house to himself for a few hours or even the other (worse) extreme, goes thru ur phone to see ur msg's, who you've called and screams at u wen u look at Olivier Martinez on the tv.

This is the thing putting me off relationships not to mention marriage....ppl change. ppl arent wat u see them for, and u certainly dont know someone well enuf in a month to be with them let alone know if u love them!
Im not saying im immune from it, i know i change and i know that wen i lose respect for someone it is about as possible to get back as driving ur car up Mt. Everest. So am i doomed? If someone steps out of line once is it all over? Thats wat im scared of, that i will neva find someone that can make me happy and that i will devote all my strength to making them happy too.

Marriage is another story all together....ok majority of ppl will get married somewhere in their 20's...this means that if all goes well u will be spending the next say 60 yrs with this person....and only this person....
Im worried about how much i will change in the next yr, imagine the transformation over 60 yrs! I find it hard to believe that there will be some guy out there that i will still love and adore and want after that period of time. He will change and so will i, life will take us in such different directions it would be so hard to stay the youngsters we were wen we took our vows.

In the 50's this would have been easier as it was the womans job to be at home and take care of her husband so her life didnt change too much, it lived thru him....not today.
Women are out on their own, making their own life and sometimes somewhat better than men. Commitment is becoming scarce and as my big bro MelbSexMachine said, we're the start, the next generation is gonna be worse, commitment will be a thing of the past, marriage will become almost unheard of and ppl will choose to have kids alot later if at all.

Not to mention that my lifestyle over the next 10yrs wont exactly be the best for marriage or kids. I plan to travel and with the new found boost from BigBoss for me to travel as much as i can, kids wont be happening till my late 20's. Mariagge maybe i would be able to handle but he would have to have a similar lifestyle i reckon.

Alrite before i scare myself lets get this straight, Im not against it all, i want to eventually get married and have little MissItalianCuties but im really cautious as to who this other half will be. Too many marriages are rushed into because of the misconception of love and end up failing. I want to have kids yes, i want 2 infact, but i want to ensure that they get the lifestyle that i was fortunate enuf to be brought up in so i will strive to provide that.

As for Mr. MissItalianCutie? I am looking for him, an as much as it probably doesnt sound like it, i want someone to be happy with, i want that commitment. But i dont want this clouded judgement anymore, i've become picky about committing, I wont fall for it anymore unless i know he's the one i want to be with, one i can trust and trust myself with. Otherwise casual it will stay, wen that man comes along that makes my eyes stop wandering then this little cutie will be off the market let me assure u...

nite ragazzi

ps. if any men out there think they fit this description...leave me a msg ;) haha

Just A Quick One...

Just to let u know...there are pics coming of MissItalianCutie and all her friends....should be crazy, show some of the great times that i tell u so much about...

Please ignore dates on them tho their all fuked up...

Link coming soon...

Nite guys
Mwa

And Welcome Back!!!!!!

MissItalianCutie has returned from her awesome weekend trip to the one-of-a-kind city that is Melbourne!!!!

All started because i got the wrong wknd off for DaGreekGoddess' 18th so i thought why not??? Been meaning to go back and see my 'big brother' MelbSexMachine. So on a spur of the moment decision booked my train ticket and headed off on the longest 12 hrs off my life!!!!!!! Anyone out there if u can avoid taking this long, treck across the scrub we call Aus then do so! Initially it was meant to be 10 hrs which was already bad enuf but as i was dying to get back there i was willing to sacrifice my sanity for that day. But yes we had to unnecessarily wait for freight trains to pass somewhere in between Ararat and some other hick town. Then ofcourse the Sydney train didnt leave for ages so we were delayed a few stops out of the city....do u understand the torcher of this young cutie...seeing the city she adores so much and not being able to get to it???

So we pulled in and there he was standng waiting...this attractive young metro of a man suitably dressed in jeans, cream jacket and black scarf...mmmm
MelbSexMachine then proceeded to lead me to the tram back to his place where i was introduced to the housemates and given the routine tour...
I settled in a little then we decided to head out for a drink, E55 was the bar of choice and we sat down to some smooth beats, japanese beer and a long brotherly/sisterly chat about relationships/marriage. The nite progressed to Lygon St where i was verbally polluted by the immature comment of one drunk Victorian..."Hey i reckon i've fucked her!"
Not likely hun!!!!!
Thanks goes out to MelbSexMachine for clearly stating what he thought of the comment with a simple hand gesture...hehe
Pretty much crashed out that nite on the suprisingly comfortable sofa bed to wake up the next day at like 3. We then headed to my requested St. Kilda for a very belated breakfast (4pm)....mmmm croissant. Then off to the anticipated shopping on Chapel St....god melb, i luv it!

Fri nite saw MissItalainCutie and MelbSexMachine off to one of his mates 21st and got into a pretty funny conversation with HerBitch....Then we headed to The Glenferry to witness a quite ludicrous domestic over a hotdog which was followed by the boyfriend chucking a cement slab over a fence and making a fair attempt at kicking the shit out of a fence...what his girlfriend had to say??? 'He's not always this bad...' Rite....Ur on to a good one there luv!!!!
MissItalianCutie had quite a few drinks, a poor attempt by Horsham-man to pick me up, several unappropriate ass gropes as i headed to the toilet...then as the alcohol wore off went home and crashed.

Sat was spent sleeping and bumming round ready for a big one saturday nite. I met a few other of MelbSexMachines friends and we headed to E55 again for pre drinks before heading to the much loved by this blogger...Amber Lounge. This was an underground joint full of u guessed it...amber coloured lights...not the biggest joint in the world but still great...we got a booth and as they started to roll in i was amazed and excited at the amount of extremely good-looking 'fully killa's' around. They were everywhere, including the tragic picasso that was CyprusGirl. A greek with a bad attempt at drawn on tattoo on her thigh, a dress inspired by the 1920's and a hair style Sharon Osbourne would be jealous of.
DaGreekGoddess asked me to get pics of these amazing hulks of men so MelbSexMachine came up with the ploy that i go up say i work for a magazine, doin an article on melb nitelife and would need photos for the story. With a little inticing this wonder wandered over to a perfect specimen siting all by himself...my nerves were killing me but to my shock he believed every word i said, even a little excited at the thought that i chose him.
After this i got my confidence and wanted more...there was a tall italian in a white jacket that i had noticed earlier, he intimidated me a little so i didnt approach him at first...but as he walked past he stared and smiled and while i was talkin to one of the girls could see in the corner of my eye he was staring...so i thought fuk it, im only here for the wknd!!!! go girl!!!!!
To my shock he actually started talkin to me after i got the shot and picked me up....my jaw was having trouble constructing sentences...he was pretty fine so i got his number (home...strange) and went to the dancefloor with the others to get down a little. I saw him watching me the whole time, such a turn on, then everyone wanted RnB and as we went to leave he grabbed my arm and proceeded to use a classic line on me about my eyes...told him i would call gave him a kiss on the cheek and left...still yet to call him....

So after that nite i got up pretty early to do some last minute shopping on Bridge Rd before i headed back to this large country town Adelaide. Lets say i am the ultimate bargain shopper and melb is my playground...hehe had a great run.
To top my already 'cloud 9 mood' from the nite before and the shopping i had just done this little Indian couple were sitting next to me on the tram talkin to each other. The husband then turned to me and said...
'My wife asked to me to ask u...r u a model??'
This topped it!!!! I was so flattered considering my lack of sleep, lack of make up and attempt to impress. I walked of that tram feeling like I'd just got the MissUniverse award. haha enuf of my self modesty...yuk!

So yes that nite was sad...leaving a city i adore in all its extremities to come back to my worryful, stressful, down rite annoying life in Adelaide. After a few hugs, idol chit chat of a return with Da wogs i was heading home to my home land....
I have to say the one reason i was happy to head home...maybe the only reason...was my girls...i was missing them like crazy, by about sat afternoon it was hurting not seeing them...anyone who knows us u will know what im saying, DaWogs see each other at least once everyday no joke...not having them there to talk and laugh and go to Villi's was killing me....I luv u guys so much!!!!!!!

So yes now im home, not as sad as i was wen i woke up this morning to find myself in Belair instead of Spencer St but yes back to reality now...no avoiding these 4 assignments now...

ciao